Just Say “NO!” to the Crazy Baby-Man!

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Dear Disgusting Parasite Donald J. Trump,


NO! to your bald-faced lies about the tragic murder of innocent Nicole Good by vicious I.C.E. agent Jonathan Ross! He wasn’t injured, but he put at least 3 bullets in a mother and wife without provocation! If Ross was traumatized by an earlier incident, why wasn’t he at a desk job until he healed? Innocent blood is ON YOUR HANDS, murderer!

NO! to your fake investigations of Gov. Tim Walz and Mayor Jacob Frey! You have sent an invading army of anonymous, violent, even murderous GOONS and THUGS into their state, because you yourself are so weak, and your ego is so withered, you cannot tolerate ANY differences! NO to your lies about them, both honorable men, inciting disobedience! They are doing what they were elected by the people of Minnesota and Minneapolis to do — defend them from criminals like YOU!

NO! to your insane plan to invade Greenland! We have a treaty with Denmark from 1951 (my birth year, BTW) that allows us to build and operate military bases there! We used to have 17, but the U.S. government closed them down! Greenlanders are happy to let us use their island, and your fears that Russia and China are “closing in” demonstrate only your own swelling paranoia! The best way to push Greenland into enemy hands is to do EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE DOING, destroying N.A.T.O., the organization that has kept American and its European allies safe and secure for 80 years!

NO! to your wet dream of building the world’s most expensive floating target, a $20 billion “Gold Fleet” of battleships! Do you know what proved them useless in WW I? Submarines firing torpedos! Do you know what proved them archaic in WW II? Aircraft carriers! One dive bomber with a brave pilot and a 500-pound armor-piercing bomb could sink a battleship! All they ever did was blow each other up, like Bismark vs. Hood, and make holes on beaches for landings, which can be done by lesser destroyers or cruisers. One nuclear torpedo, one powerful mine, or even a clever dolphin delivering a magnetic limpet mine (which the Russian Navy knows how to do), will blow your battleship to hell, where it belongs, along with the rest of your insane military ideas! You know who else thought he knew more than his generals and admirals? HINT: His first name was Adolph, and his last name began with H and ended with -itler!


NO! to your cruel deprivation of A.C.A. health insurance to 20 million low-income Americans who need it desperately, because they have nowhere else to turn! You raised their premiums to impossible heights, and you deprived the hungry, and expectant mothers, of their S.N.A.P. benefits! Are you a sullen little twat because the A.C.A. got named Obamacare by the grateful American people, and your name will be scrubbed from every building and street sign in America, once you are gone from office? You petty little child!
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NO! to your lawless plan to cancel the 2026 MIDTERM ELECTIONS! You are a mad bull in china shop, crushing everything blindly, but I guarantee you, you are no longer friends with Elon Musk, and he may not do your bidding, as he did in 2024! Every-body knows he rigged the voting machines in swing states for you, donated a quarter-billion dollars to your war chest, and took a chain saw to a budget that required a scalpel. NO! to martial law in Democratic cities and states, your plans are totally transparent!


I could go on, but are you listening? I long for the administrations of Barack HUSSEIN Obama and Joe Biden, because know what?


WHAT THOSE MEN LEAVE IN THE TOILET EVERY MORNING has more CLASS AND INTEGRITY than you and anyone in your whole stinking, corrupt, fetid administration!


YOU DEFILE AMERICA AND WIPE YOUR ASS WITH THE CONSTITUTION, BUT YOU ARE, THANKFULLY, NOT IMMORTAL! And when you are gone, regardless of whether you walk out of the White House you ruined on your feet, or are carried out feet-first, the righteous people of America and their leaders will purge your name from EVERYTHING! And Donald J. Trump will be obliterated from history. You will become a B.L.O.A.T. — BIGGEST LOSER OF ALL TIME!

Have a nice day, LOSER! — Malcolm J. Brenner, B.A. woke joker

Author displaying a bottle of formerly Russian alcoholic beverage, and a Russian translation of his non-fiction novel, Wet Goddess: Recollections of a Dolphin Lover. Crap, can you imagine what kompromat Vlad the Invader has on Donald the Village Idiot? Putin plays chess, and wins. Donald plays dominoes, and loses. End of story!