E-book prices slashed!

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From March 1 until March 7, you, Dear Reader, can buy my two ebooks from Smashwords for half price! Why, that’s almost 50% off! 🙂 Both titles temporarily marked down from $6.99 to $3.50 in honor of nothing in particular, just that Smashwords gives all their authors a chance to do this every year, and I’d be a sucker if I didn’t take advantage of it!

The titles are, the novel Wet Goddess: Recollections of a Dolphin Lover and the childhood memoir Growing Up in the Orgone Box.

Smashwords Global Coupon Code: ZJ74D

Why Smashwords? Well, when I published Wet Goddess in 2010, they were the only ebooks publishing site that would accept “bestiality” — provided it was between consenting adults of both species, of course.

Nevertheless I’m in their debt, because the publisher fought hard to prevent the major distributor of ebooks from dropping the entire Smashwords lineup. So he got my second book as well, and a third ebook of Mel-Khyor: An Interstellar Affair is in the offing!

I think a lot of my critic’s problem lies in their not believing that a creature like a dolphin can exercise free will, or, being female, can experience libido, or can change her behavior on the apprehension of a thought. But they can do and feel all these things.

I’m looking into new ways of exploring the dolphins’ world without getting wet, specifically Remote Viewing, the information-gathering technique used by the U.S. military and the CIA in the 1980’s to spy on Soviet military objectives, allegedly without the Soviets being aware of it. Scientists are, of course, skeptical of any kind of out-of-body experience, but I’ll perform some tests and judge for myself, thanks.

So hurry, get out your charge card — er, your cell phone — and get two of my books for the price of one! They won’t last long at this price!

WARNING!

Both of these books contain unusual sexual situations which some people may find objectionable, and Orgone Box in particular contains scenes of adults committing physical, sexual and emotional abuse on a child (me). I don’t believe in “being triggered,” because people are not Colt .45s who walk around half-cocked, as my father, a GI in WWII, used to say, but Godz forbid somebody should accuse me of doing that because of the content these books! You have been warned, okay? If you’re easily offended, don’t buy them and then complain about the subject matter. You have been warned!


Thought For The Day

“One of the great challenges in life is knowing enough to think you’re right, but not enough to know you’re wrong.” — Nick GT on The Joe Rogan Show.

2 thoughts on “E-book prices slashed!

  1. I love you, but you are aware of what PTSD is, right? I know you’re better than that, so I’m not sure what you meant by the whole trigger thing. Maybe this is just a misunderstanding of the intricacies of internet lingo. You’d be better off leaving out the phrase altogether, and making it clear when you’re talking about people’s personal preferences and emotional reactions, and when you’re talking about their strong opinions and value judgements. Because some people conflate that, but you don’t have to.

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    1. I am completely confused by your message, especially as to who you might be, and why you say you “love” me when I don’t even know you. Aside from that, I don’t know what you mean by “better than PTSD.” Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder, what’s hard about that? Commonly associated with combat but you can have it for any stressful reason. In my case it was a clique of boys who picked on me in 4th, 5th and 6th grades. I hope they all got blown to smithereens in that hellhole called Vietnam. Yeah, I really do. It doesn’t make any difference what I wish for, does it? Hey, I’m talking about “strong opinions and value judgments” here! Can you tell?

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